Opposite

Once upon a time, There was a NEW teacher in a school.

Teacher: what is the opposite of laughing?
Student: Making Love!!
Teacher: What?? Why is that?
Student: Laughing is Ha Ha Ha ha.... , but Making Love is Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah.......!

Curiously...
The teacher ask another question.
Teacher: What is the opposite of crying?
The same student: making love, madam.!!
Teacher: Again??? Now will u explain why you keep answering with "that" again?
Student: crying is Hu Hu Hu hu.... , but Making Love is uh uh uh uh uh.......!

Anxiously, The teacher ask another question.
Teacher: What is the opposite of santa claus?
The same student: making love, madam.!!
Teacher: What a bloody nasty kid.. Now tell me what your reason is!!!!!
Student: when santa came up, he always say ho ho ho ho....... , but
Making Love is oh oh oh oh oh.......!

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