it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man
it's your stupidity
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me
Practice makes perfect
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Money is not everything
There's MasterCard & Visa
One should love animals
They are so tasty
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
Every man should marry
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
The wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise
Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today
'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So why learn
A bus station is where a bus stops
A train station is where a train stops
On my desk, I have a work station
what more can I say
Virginity is like a balloon.
One prick and it's gone forever.