Best Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Jane for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Lucy home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

Children in the back seat of the car cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat of the car cause children.

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