One of the guys is about to chip onto the green
when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap,
closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says : 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The first man then replies : 'Yeah, well, we were after all married for 35 years.'