There was this guy who owned a small business. He had 2 employees: Jack and Jill. The business wasn't doing very well and he had to lay one of them off. He couldn't decide on which one b/c they were both great workers. So he decided whoever left for lunch first he would lay off, but they both ate lunch at their desks! Then he decided whoever left work first at the end of the day he would lay off, but they both left at exactly the SAME time!!
Now he didn't know what to do so he went up to Jill after work and asked,
"I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off..." And Jill responded,
"Well you'd better jackoff because I'm late for an appointment.