Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going on.
Duct tape is like the force -- there is a light and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those who can't.
There are 10 kinds of people -- those who can count in binary and those who can't.