The Most Bad News Ever

Top Joke in Northern Ireland

A doctor says to his patient : 'I have bad news and worse news.'
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies : 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies : 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.

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