Lawyer and the Blonde

Who is more stupid or the correct grammar maybe stupider

A blonde was sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a question game. Finally, the lawyer said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she should pay him $5, but every time he couldn't answer hers, he'd pay her $50.00. The lawyer figured he couldn't lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What's the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What's the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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