He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I hurt my back the other day. I was playing piggy back with my 6 year old nephew, and I fell off.
I was walking my dog around my building this morning....on the ledge.....
see some people are afraid of heights....I'm afraid of widths.
My wife has a king-size bed. I have a court jester size bed......
the ends curl up and have little bells on them.
This morning my wife leans over to me and says "Did you sleep good?"
I said....no...I made a few mistakes.
So before I left on this tour my wife stopped me and she asked me
"So how long are you going to be gone on this tour" and I was like....
"The whole time"....
You should never wave at someone you don't know cause what if they don't have a hand?
Then they'll think you're cocky. Look at what I got motherfucka. This shit is useful.
I think I'll go pick something up.