Mother: Punjabi.
Father: Punjabi.
Kid: Chinese.
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Punjabi?"
Says Sardar "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."
How To Become Chinese in Just A Minutes
This happened when Sardar's 4th child was born. He fills data in the birth certificate.
Mother: Punjabi.
Father: Punjabi.
Kid: Chinese.
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Punjabi?"
Says Sardar "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."
Mother: Punjabi.
Father: Punjabi.
Kid: Chinese.
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Punjabi?"
Says Sardar "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."
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