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Mr. Smith calls the MD for his wife's test results. The lab tech says,
"Sorry, sir, but there has been a mix-up. When we sent the samples  from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's.

Frankly, it is either bad or terrible!"

"What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith.

Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mrs.Smith has tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your wife."

That's terrible!" said Mr. Smith. "Can we do the test over?"

"Normally, yes. But you have Blue Cross Health Care, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith.

"Blue Cross Health Care recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

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