A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby".
She turns to her husband and says: "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice: "well ... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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