We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember.
I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
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Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave a message and if I don't call back, it's you.
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number
and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word. Today's word is supercilious.
"I'm home right now . . . I'm just screening my calls. So just start talking and if you're
someone I want to speak to I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly,
and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Try the following next time the phone rings:
You (when you answer): Hello, is Jimmy there?
Caller: No, I'm afraid you have a wrong number.
You: Oh. Sorry.
Caller: No problem... (click)