The man asked her what was wrong. "My breasts are too small, and I don't know what to do about it," she replied.
"Well, that's easily remedied," said the man,
"all you have to do is rub some toilet paper in between them."
"Really?" his wife said.
"Toilet paper? Do you think it will work?"
"Of course," the man said.
"It sure worked for your ass."