The Reasons Why You Should Never Married Again When You're Old

An elderly couple,  both whose spouses had died, had been going out with each other for a long time.  Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

 Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

He sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered -
'Is that one word or two?'

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