Not long after he arrives in the camp he asks one of the old hands what they do for some action.
"Not much action up here," the old hand says, "unless you fancy the cook, Wong."
"No thanks, I'm not into that shit," the student replies.
Days turn into weeks. College boy can't take it any more, so he approaches the old hand and asks, "If I were into that shit, how much would it cost?"
"$50," the old hand replies.
"$50? for Wong?"
"Well $10 for Wong," says the old hand. "Then there's $20 for me and $20 for my partner."
"You and your partner? What for?"
"We hold Wong down. He's not into that shit either."