She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys my own age.
I did this, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club .
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 60 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.