Santa tried hard peeking thru window to try and see the woman naked, but he never got his chance.
Finally he could stand it no more and walked to the neighbor's house and knocked.
The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door.
'Excuse me,' Santa Singh stammered, 'But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is. And in particular, her breasts are just wonderful. I would gladly pay you fifty thousand rupees if I could kiss those breasts.'
The burly gorilla is about to hit Santa when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and the husband says, 'Okay, for fifty thousand rupees you can kiss my wife's tits.'
At this, the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last. The man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. 'Well, come on already, kiss them!' he growls.
'I can't,' replies Santa Singh, still nuzzling away.
'Why not?' demands the husband, getting really angry now.
'I don't have fifty thousand rupees!' and walks away happy!