Confession Box

A guy goes into the confessional box after being away from the Church for quite a few years.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies, who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in :  "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be". 
To which the priest replies...,
"Get out, you idiot. You're sitting on my side".

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