"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling about my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept.
Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found nomarijuana. They swore at Mike and left.
The next day the phone rang at Mike's house.
"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Happy birthday, buddy!"