Q: What is the definition of a baby.... ?
A: A cute little starter person.
Early to bed, early to rise and your girlfriend goes out with other guys.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
Q: Where do most women have curly hair?"
A: In Africa
Grammar is important: Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack of a horse.......
I'm not aging, I just need re-potting
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?