Punjabi Lawyer

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance,
so I am sending 100 kisses.  You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
Tuna Singh

His wife replied...
Thanks for the 100 kisses.  Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1.     The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2.     The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3.     Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4.     Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5.     Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,

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