Tire Leak Repairer

Nurdin is a young man from the village. He works as the village ‘tire leak repairer'. He is good at finding leaks / holes, but that is about all he knows in life. Although he is pushing 40, he is still single and he still lives with his mother. His mother is very anxious about Nurdin having a family of his own, but Nurdin seems not to be able to find a wife. One day the mother brought home a young maiden to become Nurdin’s wife.  Nurdin at first protested, but in the end he relented, and both went to see a Kadi to be officially married.

At the wedding night, when the two were in the matrimonial bed, the couple tried so hard to consummate the marriage, but both being inexperienced, the effort was not successful. The couple were getting desperate. Suddenly, Nurdin seemed to have a bright idea. He dashed out of the room, and came back with a big clear plastic bucket full of water. He told his wife to sit in the bucket. The wife was totally confused, but being an obedient wife, she just did what Nurdin told her to do. Nurdin then said: “break wind". His wife dutifully complied, and when Nurdin saw the air bubbles, he shouted triumphantly: “Ah, I knew it was somewhere down there. I found exactly where the hole is, it is no different than a tire”.

Poor Nurdin, wish his first time experience hadn’t been that smelly.

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