Occupation

Hooker's Tax Return

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.'

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, 'What is your occupation?' The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.'
The accountant balks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.'
The woman, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.'
'No, that is still too crude. Try again.'

They both think for a minute, then the woman states,
'I'm a chicken farmer.'
The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?'

'Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.'

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