"May I help you sir?" she asked.. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, I must inform you that Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. So if you prefer, I can recommend someone else.", said the madam.
"No, I must see Valerie." he replied.
After a while, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that her fee was £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they proceeded upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that even for two nights in a row, she does not give discounts. The price was still £5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone in the house was shocked that he came a third time and paid the same fee.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, " Edinburgh "
"Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."
"I know.", the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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