Push into The Butt Then Pulls It Out

A guy walks into a bad with a monkey and he orders a drink.
The monkey starts to run around the bar, he picks up some peanuts and eats them.
He keeps running and he gets to the pool table, picks up the cue ball and eats it.
The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just  did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
He just ate the cue ball off my pool table--whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything  in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey  ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on  the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies  the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first.

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