How to Know if Your Wife's Baby isn't Yours

A 70-year-old man went to see his doctor for his monthly physical.

The doctor asked the man how he was feeling and the older man replied:
"Great, my 30-year-old wife is pregnant and I'm going to be a father."

"What do you think of that?" The doctor said: "Let me tell you a story. One day I was walking through the woods with my umbrella. Then all of a sudden a big black bear jumped out of nowhere so I pointed my umbrella at the bear, yelled "BANG," and the bear fell dead. How do you think that bear died?"

The older man thought for a moment then said:
"Well, somebody else must have shot that bear."

The doctor nodded and said: "My point exactly".

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