Sex With The Dog

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie.
When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture.
The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film  and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With  his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row,  next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex,  S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said,
"I'm only here to listen to the music - that was played by me"
"Yeah?" replied the man.
"We're only here to see our dog."

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