Condoms for the Daughter

Three drunks were sitting at a bar.
The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes."

He paused. "I didn't even know she smoked!"

The second drunk said... "I can beat that! I went into my daughters room,  looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!"

The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..
"I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!"

He paused...
"I didn't even know she had a penis!!!"

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