American Sex

Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something. (Eight something)

Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.

Q: What's the difference between a light and a hard?
A: A man can sleep with a light on.

Q: What does sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?
A: They are both fucking close to water.

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