The Reason Why You Should Never Marry a Lawyer

A married lawyer had been having fun in his car with his secretary.

On getting home, his wife saw a pair of panties on the back seat.
She tore it apart, screaming,
"What the hell is this?
What have you been up to??"

If you were the lawyer, what would your reaction be?
.... beg for forgiveness?
.... honesty is the best policy?
(guess before you read on)

He calmly replied ...

"You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case worth a million
for me, which I'm handling.
You can forget the jewelry you wanted " !!!

She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.

No one */_Wins_/*  over a Lawyer, even someone called */_A Wife !!!_/*

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