A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra and panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: U dirty bastard u have been screwing your secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back.
Bitch u have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget about diamond necklace u were asking for.
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away with a smile...