Children's Reply

I always love the joke involve children.... their replies always make more sense......


TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:        H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:        Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:         Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:            Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:           I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  
                         Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:            Because George still had  the axe in his hand....    
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:           No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:    Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :          No, sir. It's the same dog.    

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:          A teacher.

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