The Priest's Ass

Here's  a little "CLEAN" humor  with a good moral  ...

A Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The  Priest was so pleased with the donkey that he  entered it in the race again, and it  won again


The local paper  read:


PRIEST'S  ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was  so upset with this kind of publicity that he  ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey  in another race..


The next day, the  local paper headline read: 


BISHOP  SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too  much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Priest to  get rid of  the donkey..


The Priest decided to  give it to a Nun in a nearby  Convent..

The local paper, hearing of the  news, posted the following headline the next  day:


NUN  HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop  fainted!

He informed the Nun that she  would have to get rid of the donkey, so  she sold it to a farmer for  $10.

The next day the papers  read:

NUN  SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was  too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun  to buy back the donkey and lead it to  the plains where it could run wild.

The  next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS  IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop  was buried the next day.


The moral of the  story is  ....
Being  concerned about public opinion  can bring you much grief and misery..  It can even shorten your  life...

..So  be yourself and enjoy life to the  fullest.

Stop worrying about everyone  else's ass and you'll be a lot happier  and live longer!

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