Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later".
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?".
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq".
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!".
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either!".
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