The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well.....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter. She is Slim, Tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
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