The Secret How To Sell Ass Holes

Two Business  Men.

Two  businessmen in the centre of Perth

Were sitting  down for a Break in their soon-to-be new  shop...

As  yet,  the shop wasn't ready, With only a few shelves set up. 

One said to the  other,
"I bet any  minute now some pensioner Is going to  walk by,
Put their face  to the window, And ask what  we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his  mouth
When, sure  enough, A curious old  woman walked to the window,
Had a  peek, And in a soft  voice asked, 

"What are you  selling here?"

One of the  men replied sarcastically,
"We're  selling  ass-holes."

Without   skipping a beat, the old dear said,
“Must be doing  well...  Only two  left."

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