Muthu - The Jokes

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
*****

*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O- X."
*****

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I
look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. ..
that's why."
Wife : ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was
born in his village... and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born
here."
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one
leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The
cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut
off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't
walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a
cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
*****

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing
this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the
signboard
"*WASH BASIN* "
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building
and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. "
*****

*Oh... Lest I forget ............ ....*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read
"*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he
did it!

Seks Di Holland bakery

Umar lagi asik-asiknye nonton bola depan tipi,
tau-tau bininye nyelonong:

"Bang, lampu teras putus, tolong gantiin ame yang baru dong!"
"Masang lampu ?!!!, lu kire gue PLN apah...!!!" saut Umar enteng.

"Ya udeh kalo kaga mau, benerin aje keran kamar mandi,
itu tuh aernya ampe luber-luber"
"Benerin keran ?!!!, lu kire gue PAM kali...!!!"

"Ya udeh, kalo lu pegi beli rokok ke warung aje gue nitip minyak"
"Lu kagak bisa liat orang lagi enak nonton kali ye,
lu kire gue PERTAMINEEE...!!!" Umar sewot.

Lantaran berasa digangguin terus, Umar ngeloyor ke rumah
tetangge,balik-balik jem 2.

Tapinye Umar kaget lantaran terasnye udah terang.
Terus Umar ke kamar mandi, aer udah kaga luber-luber; ke dapur
jerigen minyak juga udah full tenk.

Paginye Umar nanya ame bininye: "Lu minta tulung ame siape...?"
"Gini bang, abis abang minggat, gue nangis di teras. Terus ade cowok
ganteng lewat nanyain gue. Gue cerite ape adenye,juga soal abang nyang
sewot. Terus die nawarin buat ngebantuin, tapi ada syaratnye."

"Ape syaratnye...?" Umar pingin tau.

"Syaratnye bisa pilih, gue bikinin die roti atawa tidur ame die"


"Terus yg pasti elu bikinin die roti kan ...?" Umar ngedesek.


"Bikinin roti ?!!! .. Lu pikir gue HOLLAND BAKERY apee...?!!!"

Akibat Menonton FIlm Porno

Budi adalah seorang profesor penemu ulung, dia berhasil menciptakan robot yang bisa mendeteksi kebohongan, dia membuat robot itu sedemikian rupa sehingga ketika mendengarkan kebohongan, sang robot akan langsung menampar si pembohong itu...

Budi dengan bangga membawa robot itu ke ruang keluarga dan menunggu anaknya pulang... tapi anaknya tak kunjung pulang... ditunggu-tunggu baru sore hari sang anak pulang...

"Kamu dari mana ? kok pulangnya telat" tanya si Budi
"Ada pelajaran tambahan yah" jawab sang anak

*PLAK* Sang robot menampar si anak...

"Nak, ini adalah robot ciptaan ayah, dia akan menampar siapapun yang berbohong..! sekarang katakan dengan jujur, kenapa pulangnya telat ??!"
"Maaf ayah.. aku habis menonton film di rumah teman..."

"Film apa?"
"Film Sinetron yah"

*PLAK*

"Ayo katakan dengan jujur film apa ??"
"Maaf Ayah... saya menonton film porno"

mendengar itu marahlah si Budi..

"Kamu itu yach ... kecil-kecil uda nakal, mau jadi apa kamu nanti besar? kurang ajar kamu yach ... bikin malu ajah ... perbuatan yang benar-benar memalukan..! !! ayah waktu seumuran kamu gak pernah melakukan hal senakal kamu...!"

*PLAK* Budi ditampar sang robot

Suasana hening untuk beberapa saat...

Istri Budi kemudian masuk datang dan langsung berkata... "Huh, sama aja kelakuannya, apel gak akan jatuh jauh dari pohonnya kan ? ya gimanapun juga dia anak elo, jadi..."

*PLAK*
Sang robot menampar istri Budi sebelum sang istri sempat menyelesaikan kata2nya..

dan semua terdiam