Never Tell The Wife She Has A Big Butt!

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, the wife was working in the garden while the husband was grilling hamburgers out on the lawn. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said...
'Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.'
Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt.
'Yep,' he said,' just what I thought, just about the same size.'
The wife became outraged and left him outside alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said,
'How about it, honey? How about a little ooche coochee?'
The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
'What's the matter?' he asked.  She replied...
'You don't think I'm going to fire up this big grill just for one little old weenie, do you?'

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