Good, Bad & Ugly Jokes

Good                :  Your wife is pregnant.
Bad                   :  It's triplets.
Ugly                  :  You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good                :  Your wife's not talking to you
Bad                   :  She wants a divorce.
Ugly                  :  She's a lawyer.

Good                :  Your son is finally maturing.
Bad                   :  He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly                  :  So are you.

Good                 : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad                    : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly                   : You're in them.

Good                :  Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad                   :  You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly                  :  Your daughter borrowed them.

Good                 :  Your husband understands fashion.
Bad                    :  He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly                   :  He looks better than you.

Good                 :  You just gave 'the birds and the bees'  talk to your daughter.
Bad                    :  She keeps interrupting.
Ugly                   :  With corrections.

Good                 :  Your son is dating someone new.
Bad                    :  It's another man.
Ugly                   :  He's your best friend.

Good                  : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad                    :  As a hooker.
Ugly                   :  Your co-workers are her best clients.


Way ugly          :  She makes more money than you do.


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