"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your "Girlfriend? "
Said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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