Why God Created Man and Woman

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

Bigamy is having one wife too many.  Some say monogamy is the same.

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I  said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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