A. Ate something. (Eight something)
Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.
Q: What's the difference between a light and a hard?
A: A man can sleep with a light on.
Q: What does sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?
A: They are both fucking close to water.
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