How To Be A God

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me,  and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

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