A. Ten minutes silence.
Q. Why is a fat woman like a moped?
A. They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on either.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q. Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who's been there before you.
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