Jeruk Sekilo

Pembeli: Mas berapa jeruknya sekilo?
Pemjual: 5000 rupiah
Pembeli: Wah manis gak, mas?
Penjual: Jamin manis, Bu. Kalau asem gak usah bayar deh.
Pembeli: Tolong bungkus sekilo yang asem yah..

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