The CIA Top Secrets How To Insult An American

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of - ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of "ese" are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese?"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am aJapanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of "kee" are you.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I?

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, Honkee, donkee, or monkee?"

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