1. YES = NO
2. NO = YES
3. MAYBE = NO
4. WE NEED = I WANT
5. I AM SORRY = YOU'LL BE SORRY
6. WE NEED TO TALK = I NEED TO COMPLAIN
7. SURE, GO AHEAD = I DONT WANT YOU TO
8. DO WHAT YOU WANT = YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS LATER
9. I AM NOT UPSET = OF COURSE I'M UPSET YOU MORON!
10. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? = TOO LATE, YOU'RE DEAD
11. YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO COMMUNICATE = JUST AGREE WITH ME
12. YOU'RE SO MANLY = YOU NEED TO SHAVE AND YOU SWEAT ALOT
13. BE ROMANTIC TURN OUT THE LIGHTS = I HAVE FLABBY THIGHS
14. DO YOU LOVE ME? = I AM GOING TO ASK FOR SOMETHING EXPENCIVE
15. IT'S YOUR DECISION = THE CORRECT DECISION SHOULD BE OBVIOUS BY NOW
16. YOU'RE CERTAINLY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT = IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
17. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE = KICK OFF YOUR SHOES AND FIND A GOOD GAME ON TV
18. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME? = I DID SOMETHING TODAY THAT YOUR REALLY NOT GOING TO LIKE
Men's English
1. I AM HUNGRY = I AM HUNGRY
2. I AM SLEEPY = I AM SLEEPY
3. I AM TIRED = I AM TIRED
4. NICE DRESS = NICE CLEAVAGE
5. I LOVE YOU = LET'S HAVE SEX NOW
6. I AM BORED = DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?
7. WHAT'S WRONG? = I GUESS SEX IS OUT OF THE QUESTION
8. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? = I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
9. CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME? = I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
10. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE? = I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
11.CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER? = I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
12. WILL YOU MARRY ME? = I WANT TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR OTHER MEN TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
13. YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MESSAGE = I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU WINTHIN THE NEXT 3 MINUTES
14. LET'S TALK = I AM TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU BY SHOWING THAT I AM A DEEP PERSON AND I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
15. I DON'T THINK THOSE SHOES GO WITH THAT OUTFIT = I'M GAY
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