1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
5. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
7. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
10. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
13. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
15. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
16. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
17. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
20. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
23. What's another word for thesaurus?
25. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
31. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
32. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
33. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
34. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
35. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
36. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
37. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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