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After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city's stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the "picture," but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn't much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

The man's many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy's suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something.  We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said the elder nun at the back.  "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

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Bima and Alia were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Bima had paid for with his money, a fact of which he constantly reminded Alia. In each room of the house he said to her : "Alia, if it were not for my money, we would not be here."
Alia didn't say a word.

That afternoon a truck delivered a load of new furniture...
furniture which Bima paid for with his money. After the furniture was in its place, they toured the house again. As they observed each room, beautifully appointed and magnificently decorated, Bima reminded her: "Alia, if it were not for my money,
this furniture would not be here."
Again, Alia was silent.

Late in the afternoon another truck came with a special piece of furniture which was to be the focal point of the family room.

It was a combination stereo-television-computer center all wrapped into one gorgeous piece of furniture. Bima paid for it with his money. When it was in place, Bima again said: "Alia, if it were not for my money, that beautiful electronics system
would not be here."

Finally, Alia spoke: "Honey, I don't want to make you feel bad, but...
If it were not for your money ...
I wouldn't be here either ! ! ! " .

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Kata bapak2 :

" Punya isteri itu beda sama punya Gadget, kalau Gadget, makin lama, makin turun  nilainya ...
Kalau isteri makin lama makin naik nilainya ... baik nilai timbangannya ...   maupun nilai belanjanya."

Kata ibu2 :

" Punya suami itu kayak piara mobil. Makin lama makin rewel, boros dan ... makin sulit  dihidupkannya.

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A Priest goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. 

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. 

The  congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. 

The Priest explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 15 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's' teeth in  by mistake and he couldn't shut up. 

(I love it when I make you smile ... and I KNOW you are smiling!)

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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,'
If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ???

OH, come on... take a guess !!!

Think about it !!!


You're going to love this !!!



Everyone knows...



You can't kill Two Birds....



with OneStone !!!

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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."




THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT . . . . ..